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| big box news |
| 04.15.05 (2:21 am) [edit] |
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microsoft finally did it. they gave some very important official news about their next-gen console. they finally unveiled the name (xbox 360) and the color (white). ok, ok. i know this isn't really important news, but it's news none the less and you should know it dammit. sure, the color of some video game console that won't even come out until the end of the year isn't all that interesting, but the photos of a possible prototype controller i found are. check 'em out. http://www.gamesarefun.com/ne... and i, being a gamer myself, will continue to post info on next-gen consoles as soon as i hear it. snooch-to-the-nooch beotch.
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| pop princess spreads her legs |
| 04.12.05 (6:32 pm) [edit] |
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many men have dreamed of what it would be like to tap the sweet ass that is known as britney spears. one man, kevin federline, not only knocked the dust off that pussy, he knocked her up. that's right. the plaid skirt wearin' pop princess is three months pregnant after being married for only seven months. my sources have notified me that miss spears (or mrs. federline) has cancelled all of her future work engagements to prepare for motherhood. i wonder how hard it'll be for her to get back down to her slutty figure.
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| if i go crazy, will u still call me superman? |
| 04.07.05 (9:18 pm) [edit] |
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listen up. i was watchin' the incrediles while reading some comic books. you know, just relaxing after a long day of being sick and hittin' up two comic book stores. same old, same old. anywayz, while watchin this sweet ass movie, i thought of that old age question. "if you could have any super power, what would it be?" if i could, i'd get the power of invisibility. oh yeah, you know why. naked, naked bitches, dancing in the shower. locker rooms across america (and some parts of mexico and canada) here i come. so today, ask your mom, your significant other, or even the homeless guy outside taco bell about their super powers. and if you happen to get covered in some sort of toxic goo and get the power of invisibility, visit your local fitness club, go into the girls' locker room, take pictures, and email 'em to me.
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| nazis invade compton/shoutouts |
| 04.07.05 (12:47 pm) [edit] |
that's right beotches, he's back. hitler has just invaded the u.s., starting with compton. he has realized that the only way to really destroy america is by getting rid of the blacks. "why the blacks?" you ask. i'll tell you. without us negros there would be no fried chickens sold and without the sell of fried chicken, america's economy would fall apart. blackies need their chicken and america needs its blackies (for future slavery purposes also)and hitler knows this. i'm just kidding, hitler has not resurfaced in compton. one day maybe, but he has come back in the form of a flash game. that's right beotches, there is a new hitler flash game online. when you have free time (or chillin' in the studio) just visit http://alexanderband.1go.dk/ and play the find hitler game. it's the shiznit.
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i wanna give a shoutout to some of my niggas in the studio today: mike#2, the milf, the hottie with the puppets, her sexy ninja, big mac, barry the pimp, the oompa loomp, cute little can-can, and the black girl who can't spell teresa. sorry whoever i missed and sorry i couldn't stay there today, but i threw up like 10 times already. i'm saying this because i know y'all wanna picture it.
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| paris hilton/self-destructing laptops |
| 04.04.05 (5:41 pm) [edit] |
i'm sure most of you have heard the latest paris hilton news. if not, she recently had her t-mobile sidekick hacked. the hacker was able to gain access to not only her address book and voice mail, but also the pictures she had taken with the phone. if you want to see these pics, try visiting:
http://hiltonscellhacked.blog...
all of the pics posted on this site, including some shots of her topless kissing some unknown chick. this is very much worth checking out. when will she learn?
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i just recently saw one of the coolest videos ever. this guy created a self-destructing laptop. he filled an empty drive on his laptop with thermite and attached a denator that when pressed would cause the computer to burn at 3,000 degrees. this is great if you have some data that needs to be destroyed, or are just a pyromaniac. to see the video, visit thebroken.org and download "return of the broken." this episode also explains how to mod your ps2, xbox, and gamecube systems.
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| it's so hard |
| 04.04.05 (1:04 am) [edit] |
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long distance relationships can be so hard sometimes, especially when you're a superhero. my girlfriend amanda is so freakin' sweet though. baby got back, front, left, right, top, and bottom. she's so beautiful and so supportive. it's kinda sad i can't see her everyday; my being a superhero and her a fairy princess. but, i'm sure it'll all work out in the long run. i'm sure we'll be together forever. i love her so much, and of course she loves me; i'm really, really, ridiculously good looking. besides, if leo and piper could get together, we definitly can.
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| the revolution begins |
| 04.03.05 (11:50 pm) [edit] |
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my new blog is finally up. yay for me and those in my head. i'm gonna lay it on ya. oh yeah! that's what she said. the revolution has begun and it will be televised. stay tuned.
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